“We have the most amazing life. We’re very active in the bedroom and I think you’re a beautiful lady. I don’t want to see something coming out of a sort of sci-fi movie. I don’t want to see a skinned rabbit or skinned pigeon coming out of your ninny and then get excited and hold it. Give it to me when it’s all nice and sort of clean and ready to go.”

 ….on being in the delivery room with his wife!!!