That’s not how we roll here in the Great White North Scar Jo.

The actress is super excited to be marrying Canadian Ryan Reynolds:

“I’m very excited,” the Vicky Cristina Barcelona star, 23, tells Entertainment Tonight Canada in an interview airing Tuesday. “I’ve had wonderful times in Canada. It’s a lovely country. It’s a beautiful country and hopefully I’ll be able to get through immigration faster now!” When jokingly told by ET Canada’s Roz Weston that Reynolds, 31, is “a prince up there,” Johansson responded, “Wow. That’s fantastic. Do I get anything from it?”

Yes.  All women that marry our royalty get:  a bottle of Maple Syrup, a Toque, a Hockey Stick and a stay at the finest Igloo in all of Canada.  I have alerted Canada Customs and they are getting your gift basket ready.

On her steamy kissing scenes with Javier Bardem:

“It’s so not sexy … It’s just so not a big deal. I think also because half the crew is standing around eating sandwiches, it really takes the edge off. I’m like, ‘You guys really want to go to lunch, don’t you? Alright, just give me the tongue, give me the tongue. We’ll go to lunch after this. Come on Javier, give it to me.’ That’s how it goes.”

Yeah, in my dreams I’m saying the same thing to Javier, except there are no sandwiches.

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