That’s what Simon LeBon got when he detailed a sexual dream he had had about Victoria Beckham the night before.  Apparently he used a very disgusting term in so doing so she slapped him. 

I would have paid to see that.

LeBon’s bandmate Andy Taylor recalls:

“As we walked in, Geri Halliwell came rushing over to say hello. Hot on her heels was Victoria Beckham. Geri was very bubbly and I wanted to talk to her, but a stern-faced Posh pulled her away.

“It turned out that the last time they met, Simon had told Posh about a very vivid dream he’d had about her the night before. I presume that, at first, Posh was quite flattered – until Simon added that the dream had actually involved him peeking up her skirt while she was wearing no underwear.

“Victoria was horrified, especially as Simon used a very ungentlemanly word to describe a certain part of her anatomy, and she ended up giving him a good slap.”

 

She might be small, but I’m sure if she got angry enough she would have a lot of power behind it, lol. 

Speaking of dreams, I had one of myself and Gerard Butler last night.  And I will leave it at that, LOL.  If my dream ever came true, I would be D-I-V-O-R-C-E-D.  That’s all I’ll say. 

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