According to Mills’ former publicist Michele Elyzabeth, back in 2005, when Heather Mills was still married to Paul McCartney, she came very close to signing a  deal with U.S. fashion label Tommy Bahama to create her own fragrance entitled Voice  (maybe after the demonic voices in her head, who knows…in the picture above she’s trying to silence the voices…tee hee…I kid you)

The deal was predicated on both Mills and McCartney being in the advertisements.  That’s really akin to saying “we are using you to get to Paul McCartney’.  Um, hello?  According to the ex-publicist:

“The company suggested using a photo of them both, Heather reckoned that would work and emailed them one of her wedding pictures. But when the ad came back (for approval) I got this phone call from Heather saying the project had to be scrapped immediately.

“Heather told me that when she showed Paul the adverts he hit the roof. She told me he shouted at her, ‘Are you f**king mad?’

“Tommy Bahama weren’t interested in Heather alone. The deal fell through because she wasn’t a big enough star.”

We all know the ex-publicist hates Heather, but really, Heather had no business speaking for Paul.  I don’t even know Paul, but I’m well aware that he doesn’t endorse products.  Is she new?  Oh, no, that’s right she’s just self-serving. 

When Heather Mills was on Dancing With The Stars I felt sorry for her and wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt (I wasn’t drunk, HONEST, I think my blood sugar had dropped dramatically that day).  Once bitten, twice shy.  She’s proven herself over and over again.

Bittnerness gets you nowhere Heather Mills.  I should know.  Since electric shock therapy, I have not had one bitter thought.  Mind you, I can’t brush my own teeth anymore, but we all make sacrifices.

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