I swear it is a full moon.  Guy Ritchie admits a “quickie” is his favorite type of sex.is being quoted as saying the 4 second sex romp between Thandie Newton and Gerard Butler in RockNRolla: 

“It’s over in four seconds. Best type of sex that.”

And when asked why his movies don’t feature more women, Guy says:

“That’s because I don’t understand women.”

Let me translate to Guy Ritchie what he clearly has overlooked:  You have just admitted Nationally that your wife’s fulfillment is NOT a priority or even a concern for that matter.  That can’t be good when you are married to Madonna. 

Has he not seen the size of Madonna’s pipes?  Does it not scare him to admit this stuff to the press?  What a brave, freaking man. 

Btw, that is Guy at his 40th birthday party held at the pub he and Madonna own, Punchbowl.  That cracks me up.

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