Perhaps it’s time to rethink my plan.  This has made me wonder if I am wasting my good energy and time stalking the wrong guy. 

First we find out he’s afraid of mirrors.  I admit it, that came very close  to being a deal breaker.  Now he is afraid of horror movies.  Don’t get me wrong, I don’t go out of my way to see them, but I’m thinking that this is just the tip of the iceberg of a plethora of fears this man has.  Clearly this has me thinking that he may be a tad too unstable for me.  You know, the one stalking him.  Because like any good stalker will attest too:  there is nothing wrong with us.  Nothing.  Nada.  Stalking = Healthy Relationship.

Kiefer’s justification for his fear of horror films:

“I can’t watch horror films a lot. I can do maybe one a year.

“I kind of liken it to getting on a rollercoaster. You haven’t done it in four years and you go to the amusement park, and you get in line, you get close to it and you’re going, ‘What the f**k am I doing here?’ And when you try to walk out, and there’s 300 people behind you and you’re stuck.”

He does admit that the build-up is worse than the actual fear itself:

 “And the slow ride up is just torture and then it’s done and you walk out going, ‘Wasn’t that great!’”

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