October 2 I did a post whereby Russell Brand had admitted that he has the hots for Helen Mirren in a big way.  The two are set to work together on a remake of Shakespeare’s The Tempest, and he feels he is going to have a difficult time keeping his paws to himself.

Well good news folks.  Seems that Helen Mirren has the hots for him as well:

‘I heard he fancies me,’ she says. ‘I fancy Russell too. I mean, who can resist a man that looks so good in tight trousers? He’s absolutely lovely.’

Oh man.  This can only go downhill from here.