I don’t like my morning starting like this.  First we find out he was afraid of mirrors.  Then Horror flicks and now a damn animated fish scares Kiefer Sutherland.  What the …… I don’t want to be the man in this relationship, but I’m beginning to think that if I continue to stalk, and wear him down our relationship takes off in the way I believe it SHOULD I will have to be the one to wear the pants.  I like pants, don’t get me wrong, it allows me to grow hair on my legs without anyone noticing (tee hee).  But I want to feel protected and I’m not sure Kiefer can do that.

Here is how he came to be afraid of that damn animated fish:

“I can watch something as simple as Finding Nemo. I remember I was watching it with my daughter and it was a fantastic music cue when the shark came through the boat trying to get the fish – and my popcorn went up in the air.”

Does he not know he’s Jack Bauer???  Some things we should just use our inner voice on, no?