Last night was probably one of the more interesting Dancing With The Stars Show. 

Warren and Kim did not do their best performance, which is too bad because he is awesome, and he looked a little pissed about the judge’s comments.  Did you notice?  Maybe his feet were hurting considering he didn’t have the right shoes on.  How does something like that occur??  Is it the wardrobe department’s fault?

Maurice and Cheryl did a fabulous dance, right?  Glad to see that.

Susan and Tony got great comments from the judges, and no, I am not a ballroom dancer or judge, but I DON’T GET IT!!!  I’m sorry I know she’s sweet and blah blah blah, but her dancing is terrible.  She moves without fluidity and looks like she is trying to remember her steps.  It doesn’t look natural.  Sue me.

Lacey and Lance danced beautifully.  But the footage before the dance??  WTF was that all about??? I know it is edited, and we possibly didn’t the whole ‘scene’, but it looked like Lacey wigged out over, oh I don’t know, NOTHING.  Poor Lance.  I’m glad she apologized to him.

Dancing in bare feet??  Yuck.  Germs.  Those that know me are laughing right now.  Howie Mandel would sympathize.

The first ‘group’ dance?  It was good, but I felt Susan Lucci did not do very well, and yes, it was all over the place.  Lacey and Lance were ripped off because of the others.

The second group:  outstanding!!!!  They totally worked as a team, no?  And rocking.

And last, but certainly not least, Brooke and Derek.  Poetry in Motion.  PERFECTION, which is why they got the first and only (thus far) 30 of the season:

 My prediction for tonight:  Susan Lucci goes home.

I swear if Brook Burke doesn’t win this thing, I will stop watching the show.  I swear.  Okay maybe I will still watch but I will be seriously pissed.

Update:  Oops.  I was just emailed and reminded that DWTS is not on tonight because of the election and will return on Wednesday.

Thanks Mary!!