Poor Guy.  According to PageSix, Madonna has set out some ‘rules’ that Guy Ritchie must follow when visiting his own children David and Rocco:

• They can’t read newspapers or magazines
• They can’t meet any of his girlfriends
• They can’t have their photograph taken
• They can only drink kabbalah water
• They can only wear clothes made from natural fibers
• They can only play with “spiritually and ethically” sound toys

I’m not sure what a ‘spiritually and ethically’ sound toy is but it sounds like a bible.  I don’t think kids will have fun playing with a bible.

And given that Madonna, being the ethical icon that she is, is in New York a lot with her boyfriend Alex Rodrigues, I wonder if the kids meet him from time to time?

Here is a picture of Madonna and Rocco being photographed.  I believe that is a violation of Rule #3.  I’m telling.