Paris Hilton is set to be in a movie by acclaimed director Todd Solondz.  She will be cast along with Allison Janney, Charlotte Rampling and Paul Reubens in a project about dysfunctional characters.  No comment.

The movie is being described as “part-sequel, part variation” to Solondz’s hit 1998 tale Happiness.  The movie (currently untitled) has begun filming in San Juan, Puerto Rico.

Just remember kids:  DREAMS DO COME TRUE.  There is NOTHING you can’t do.  I’m mean, seriously.

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