I would be starstruck by a bathroom encounter with David Beckham.  Sure there would be that moment of awkwardness when David realizes his security detail weren’t really doing their job because I managed to make it to the men’s bathroom and all, and then he may even have a feeling of sheer terror at the thought of a woman in the men’s bathroom just staring and drooling at him with a ‘come hither’ kind of look on my face, but after that it would be all stars, baby.  Really.  I’m harmless.  Trust.

Gossip Girl Ed Westwick was too starstruck to speak to David Beckham when they ran into each other in the bathroom.   Westwick tells Reveal magazine:

“I was at this ball in New York that was so grand David Bowie was sitting at the next table and shook hands with George Clooney.

“Then I went to the toilet and there was David Beckham. I couldn’t say anything, I just ran out. A friend tried to persuade me to say, ‘Hello,’ but I couldn’t do it. It was ridiculous.

“But I had a Beckham shirt when I was a kid and he was the one I watched growing up.”  “There have been a couple of times now that I’ve been in the same room as him, but I just can’t go up to him. I can’t do it.”

That’s nice and all but I have some questions about that bathroom run in.  And being the perv that I am, I suppose you can guess what they are, am I right?  Don’t judge.  You were thinking the same thing, weren’t you?

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