Ha ha ha…I can imagine how upset that headline made people.  Trust me, I would never hate on Robert Pattinson like that.  I’m just trying to get him to notice me.  According to OK Magazine he only reads the negative stuff:

“I only look at the negative stuff. I just want to know whoever’s saying negative stuff, and I just want to remember their names,” he jokes in an interview with MovieFone. “I write it all down in my black book.”

I am more than okay with going into his Black Book *cough*.  So if I’ve grabbed his attention I have a question:  do you like older women?  Oh wait, he thinks Tina Fey is sexy .  I can be funny.  Really I can.

And what does Robert think about those stinky rumours:

“I haven’t even been on the set yet!”

I suppose the bad hygiene rumour is a sign you’ve made it because he is told Zac Efron suffered the same tragic fate:

“Really? He looks like he smells really good,” he laughs. “I also do shower.”

Photo:  WENN.com