Damn, don’t I have that same problem.  People around me all the time go ‘what is that stench’ and I have to explain it’s my uber sexiness coming through my pores and then it gets very awkward.  Sometimes I feel like I’m living a parallel life  with Megan Fox except I’m not with a douchebag.  Isn’t life funny sometimes?

Megan Fox tells Esquire Magazine that being a sex symbol is oh so natural:

“If you know how to take control of [being a sex symbol], then it can be powerful,”  “But I have no idea how to handle it yet, how to deal with it.”

And screw you Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox will not use big words:

“I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against,” she says, “but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve every learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard – but I do. And part of it is my own fault.”

Ahh.  Such as the life of a confident sexual tigress (don’t I know how that feels.  It’s exhausting at times):

“I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores,” she adds. “It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.”

She doesn’t talk about the douchebag, but does admit she’s:

“at a really vulnerable point in my life,” “I don’t know how I feel or think about anything right now, and I feel like I’m under a microscope,” she says of the scrutiny on her relationship. “Normally I love playing the game, but that’s when I’m in an assertive place. I’m not there right now.”

Yeah, and don’t think Brian Austin Green doesn’t know that, girl.

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