Brad Pitt appears on the August issue of Wired Magazine in his character from Quentin Tarantino’s Inglorious Basterds movie.  He gives advice on all things technical and talks about the infamous picture Ashton Kutcher took of Demi Moore’s butt:

“Don’t take a picture of your wife’s butt. That’s silly. Take pictures of other people’s wives’ butts.”

He talks about the necessity of being deceitful in online dating (like he would know anything about that):

“Everyone lies online. In fact, readers expect you to lie. If you don’t, they’ll think you make less than you actually do. So the only way to tell the truth is to lie.”

He also gives his take on talking and texting while in the bathroom (who doesn’t do that, right?):

“No, you can’t talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation? That’s why you should only text in the bathroom. Just be sure you don’t hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don’t want those followers.”

Inglorious Basterds hits theatres August 21 while this issue hits the newsstands July 21.