You know how they say a picture tells a thousand stories (or something to that effect)?  Well sometimes pictures tell their own jokes too:  Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan (squatting no less), 7-11 and The Big Gulp. 

What more can I add to that nugget of gold??  Actually I could add more, but I won’t.  Trust me when I say it’s better this way.

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Photos:  WERNN.com