So hunky Jason Statham celebrated his 37th birthday at Planet Hollywood in London, England last night and not only do I not see HER in any of the pictures, but I don’t see me.  And the reason I don’t see me, is because I wasn’t there.  And the reason I wasn’t there is because I wasn’t invited.  And this is where the story confuses me.  Where, exactly was my invite? 

You can be rest assured that if I were at his birthday party that man would be smiling and not because he would be laughing at my dancing.  I think.

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