Renee Zellwegger continues to flaunt her flawless, tight gorgeous body in my face reminding me, once again, what my man, Bradley Cooper is enjoying.

Don’t get me wrong.  I’m not the jealous type.  There’s always prettier, richer, thinner, you know?  I don’t have a problem if someone has something I don’t have.  It’s a big world and there is enough for all of us.  It isn’t for me to judge why someone has something and I or the next person doesn’t have.

However this theory doesn’t apply to Bradley Cooper.  Not at all.  And right now, I’m not in my happy place.  And if I’m not happy, no one else is happy, k?  Omg, for a minute there I felt like Tyra Banks. A dwarfed version, mind you, but I felt it.

These pics are from last night’s premiere of ‘The September Issue’ in New York, and gee, guess who lives in New York?  I’ve also included Sienna Miller. See, her I don’t have a problem with.  I’m not interested in that douche Balthazaar. 

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