Penelope Cruz has touched down in Berlin, Germany for the premiere of her film ‘Broken Embraces’.  She’s pictured at the airport and leaving her hotel to go to dinner.  This woman does no wrong in my books and that has nothing to do with the fact she wakes up to Javier Bardem.  I swear.

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In what appears to be a response to Eminem’s lyrics in his song ‘The Warning’ , in which he threatens to expose Mariah Carey, and by expose I mean publish nude pictures of her, Mariah’s husband, Nick Cannon has taken the high road and Twittered Bible quotes:

1. Okay done being philosophical. I’m back on my paper chase! Ya boy is grindin like 3 year old brakes!7:36 PM Jul 31st from web     
2. Trying to save a hater is like trying to teach astrophysics to a wino! LOL Chuuuuch!5:37 PM Jul 31st from txt     
3. No one but a fool would measure their satifaction by what the world thinks of him5:31 PM Jul 31st from txt     
4. People who project negativity ultimately are crying out for their own broken souls.5:23 PM Jul 31st from web     
5. “Victorious warriors win first then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win”5:13 PM Jul 31st from web     
6. But let’s not get it twisted. If you feeling froggish, leap!! Y’all know where to find me… Nick@nickcannon.com Holla at me directly!5:09 PM Jul 31st from web     
7. Changing the world one hater at a time!5:08 PM Jul 31st from web     
8. Those who feed into negativity must examine there purpose on this earth5:07 PM Jul 31st from web     
9. I will permit no man to narrow or degrade my soul by making me hate him5:02 PM Jul 31st from web     
10. Be patient in the moment of anger and escape a hundred days of sorrow!4:58 PM Jul 31st from web     
11. “I will bless those that bless you, and whoever curses you I will curse.” Genesis 12:34:54 PM Jul 31st from web     
12. Never take your own revenge, but rather give place unto the wrath. For it is written vengeance is mine, I will repay… PREACH!4:48 PM Jul 31st from web     
13. When there are no enemies within the enemies outside can not hurt you!4:41 PM Jul 31st from web     
14. Quote of the day: “Never argue with fools because from a distance people cant tell who is who”

Something tells me this will have no impact on Eminem whatsoever, in fact I can see him laughing over this, but I admire Nick Cannon for being classy about it.  I know when someone says something insulting to me, I get the old Voodoo doll out and cause them a world of hurt.  Just me and my little doll collection all alone in the basement.  It can be so therapeutic.  I need to memorize some of these quotes instead cuz I’m running out of fabric and pins for all my doll making 

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“Abs are for people with no friends. I don’t do the ab thing. I’ve even had them once, actually, for a film, and they were always covered up. I just said to myself, ‘Well, I’ll just never do that again.’ That was a waste of time. There’s so much more to enjoy in life.”

…….His exercise theory as told to Acces Hollywood

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Ryan O’Neal spilled his guts in an interview with Vanity Fair about his kids, including hitting on his own daughter at Farrah’s funeral and his life with Farrah Fawcett. 

The couple had been together for a couple of decades but he left her in 1998 for a younger woman and because Farrah was going through menopause:

 ”I believe Farrah was going through some kind of life change. I didn’t have a change of life. I was always a jerk. But they’re hard work, these divas; I was sick of it, and I was unappreciated. I just don’t think she liked me very much. So I excused myself, and I was lucky enough to meet this young girl. She was more a daughter to me than a lover, and my own daughter had flown the coop, so here was this replacement.”

Farrah actually walked in on him and the girl on Valentine’s Day no less:

“It was terrible. I didn’t expect to see her down there. I tried to put my pants on, but I put both legs in one hole.”

Nice guy.  Farrah gives him the best years of her life, and because she’s going through something she has no control over he leaves her.  You’ve gotta love it.  It’s not like he morphed into George Clooney as he got older, yet she stuck by him.  And to show just how dedicated he was to Farrah, he hit on his own daughter at Farrah’s funeral:

“I had just put the casket in the hearse and was watching it drive away when a beautiful blond woman comes up and embraces me. I said to her, ‘You have a drink on you? You have a car?’ She said, ‘Daddy, it’s me — Tatum!’  “I was just trying to be funny with a strange Swedish woman, and it’s my daughter,” O’Neal said. “It’s so sick.”

Can you say douchebag?  Speaking of kids, he hates his and when asked if he regrets having them:

 “A couple of them I would take back. I don’t think I was supposed to be a father,” “Just look around at my work — they’re either in jail or they should be,”  ”I’m not in touch with them now, and I’ve never been happier.”

Redmond, the son he had with Farrah is the only one who he keeps in touch with, but Redmond considers his dad a “narcissistic psychopath”  and thinks he tried to get rich on Farrah’s death:

“All those crocodile tears!  I consider him a vulture presiding over a carcass.  My dad’s only goal was to make sure he would be in the will, it was so disgustingly transparent as soon as he found out she was terminal . . . Ryan thought he was going to get everything.”

Ryan does have regrets about his life with Farrah:

“I wish I could do it over with [her], I would have been much kinder, more understanding, more mature. I’d lose some of the savagery.”

Do you think?  On the one hand, I have to hand it to him for his honesty, but those unkind words about his kids serves no purpose other than to further alienate them. 

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Superubermodel Kate Moss is on vacation in St. Tropez, France with her boyfriend Jamie Hince and daughter Lila Grace.  Rather than eat food on this trip, Kate has chosen to munch on her nails instead.   I bet if she really wants to go all crazy and pig out, she’ll add nail polish to the mix. 

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Minnie Driver and her little man, Henry spent some quality time at Cross Creek Park in Malibu on the weekend.  This little dumpling turns 1 on September 5. 

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