The early release was all of 3 days.  That’s right.  Days.  Not weeks.  Not months.  3 days.  72 hours.  What an effing catastrophe.  How DOES Miley Cyrus survive her life?  Shame on me for even doing this post.

Seems Walmart got her clothing line mixed up with the release of her new album, The Time of Our Lives, but being the trooper she is, she’s putting it all into perspective via Twitter:

“Kinda bummed. My E.P. got put on shelves wiff (sic) my clothing line and got released 3 days early on accident Thx 2 (sic) those who got the album ”

Let’s hope her life doesn’t continue to spiral out of control.

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Melanie Brown attends the Ultimo Photocall in London where she pops out of a cake looking all boobalicious and stuff.  Hubby Stephen Belafonte has a big ass smile on his face as he takes a picture.   You know they are probably having a cake just like that delivered to there house right about now, huh?

The night before (I’m guesssing) Melanie and Stephen were at a nightclub getting all handsy and tonguey with one another.   These two almost make me uncomfortable.  And that is saying a lot.

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Jake Gyllenhaal leaves a medical centre in Los Angeles looking thrilled to see the pappers waiting for him

Clint Eastwood leaves Dan Tana’s Restaurant in Los Angeles

Damon Wayans shops at Kiston

Ellen Pompeo is looking very pregnant and shopping organic.  She will be one of those women that can probably pop back into her pre-pregnancy jeans the minute she gives birth

Jennifer Lyons is outside a nightclub in Los Angeles.  I don’t know who she is either.  I looked it up but then my very poor attention span kicked in and I started reading my horoscope instead.  Things are looking good!

Mark Wahlberg is in Beverly Hills.  I always think the pappers are brave to aggravate him

Peaches Geldof is in London in case anyone cares

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Jon Gosselin departs JFK Airport

See what these fantabulous sites are writing about (in alpha order):

Madonna collaspes 2x on stage in Bulgaria.  See working out isn’t worth it! AmyGrindhouse

The Real Housewives of New York is back for Season 3 BackseatCuddler

Courtney Cox does not apologize for being a cougar BricksandStonesGossip

Holly Madison says being with Hef hurt her self confidence BumpShack

A Kohl’s giveaway!! BusyBeeBlogger

Avril Lavigne will guest judge on American Idol Celebrilarity

Milla Jovovich covers September Russian Harper’s Bazaar CelebrityDirtyLaundry

Jessica Alba out and about CelebrityWaste

Tony Romo has moved on DailyStab

Some Oscar predictions FilmExperience

David Boreanaz and wife welcome a girl!  GlamBabyBumps

Diane Sawyer to replace Charles Gibson  HaveUHeard

The Duggars are having their 19th Baby!!!!!!!!! Her loins must be killing her  HilaryShepherd

Rihanna sexes it up for Italian Vogue Magazine ScoopCelebrity 

Hayden Christensen’s brother arrested Starcasm

Jon Gosselin states the obvious StarsAreBlind 

Hold on to your lunch.  Spencer Pratt is legally changing his name to “King Spencer’  Can we not sue him for mental anguish??? SugarSlam

T.R. Knight’s got a new gig WoodenSpears

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Chelsie Hightower and Louie Vito continue with their cuteness outside rehearsals. 

Kelly Osbourne is looking fab as she makes her way to rehearsals.    I really look forward to seeing her dance.   She’s spunky and I think has a bit of the crazy going on which I personally love in a person.  And this woman plays for keeps.  She had a warning to Luke Worrall if he left her:

“I said to him at the beginning, ‘I’ll f**king come after you if you turn 25 and think, ‘What the f**k am I doing?’ If he pulls that s**t, I’ll destroy him.”

How can you not love that?

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Aaron Carter and brother Nick Carter shop at the Apple store in Los Angeles.  Seems a lot of celebrities are fond of Apple products because there are always pappers hanging out there.

Also Apple fans are Mamma Mia! co-stars Dominique Cooper and Amanda Seyfried.

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