Ricky Gervais premieres his movie ‘The Invention of Lying’ with Jennifer Garner, Rob Lowe and Louis C.K. in Los Angeles yesterday.

The more I see Ricky Gervais the more turned on I get.  How could this be you are asking yourself?  It’s easy.  I’m a pig and the combination of intellect and humour puts me over the edge.  And no, this won’t offend my husband.  This is what he likes the most about me.  Trust.

I will give you the PG verison of our date:  we have an argument because intellectual sparring makes me randy, we move said argument to a place where we have some privacy.  I  throw him against a wall so that he’s slightly disoriented where I have my way with him while he’s trying to get his bearings about him and he comes to see that he actually likes crazy monkey love with a crazed stalker type chick .  I can’t be the only one with this fantasy.

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