The other day I was at the grocery store checkout and I saw a man pick up the National Enquirer and I needed to resist the urge to bitch-slap him.  Although I’m hardly an expert in the lives of celebrities, my contempt for tabloids stem from crap like this story:  Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart want to start a family.

A ‘source‘ tells the National Enquirer:

“Kristen and Robert want to have kids,” while they initially felt they were too young, those fears seem to have evaporated. They feel that having a baby would cement their love.”

And Robert Pattinson’s ‘cousin’ Ed Nutley (he he he) confirms Robert wants to be a young dad:

“It’s his secret – and you don’t broadcast your secrets to the world,”

That’s right.  You just get anonymous sources and ‘cousins’ to do it for you because for whatever reason, they feel it’s their duty, right or privilege.

The source goes on to say:

“Obviously, for the sake of their families, Kristen and Stewart would like to be married before having a child. But it Kristen gets pregnant before they get hitched, that’s OK too.”

I would write more on this story, but my Unicorn in the backyard needs watering.

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