If you want to liven up your next party event, I would suggest inviting Gerard Butler.  We all know the obvious reasons (um, hello, cuz he’s SEX-AY) but he also does a mean ‘Alien’ imitation:

“One thing I can do better than anyone else I know is my Alien Coming Out of John Hurt’s Stomach routine,” I’ve got it so good I can make it look like my fist is coming out of my stomach. I can do everything except have my chest burst open and blood pour out. I do this at parties, kids’ birthday bashes and weddings – any opportunity really!”

He’s so cute.  I wonder if he terrifies children with that one?

When he was in primary school he was in the nativity play but wasn’t satisfied with his role and wanted to add some action to the scene:

“I was one of the Three Kings in the Nativity, the one that brought myrrh,” I kept thinking, ‘Why am I not bringing a gift
that’s worth something?’ Even then, I knew I was destined to play another king. I should have been bringing an army of 300 guys and kicking some a*s. It was boring!”

I think Gerard Butler might be a bit of a handful.

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