Russell Brand Was Never Promiscuous, Just ‘Thorough’

Russell Brand tells U.K. program GMTV that he wasn’t exactly promiscuous before Katy Perry:
“There was a deep craving for a serious, monogamous relationship within me, but I mistook it for lust. I wasn’t promiscuous, just thorough”
Uh-huh. That’s what they are calling it nowadays? And even though we thought it couldn’t last, he’s very content:
“It’s nice and relaxing not to have to look at women all the time, like before I was always doing random checks whenever there was a girl nearby, looking to see if she was nice or liked me. It’s also good as I am no longer worrying women – before, when I was preparing to come on a show like this the make-up ladies would have taken one look at me and then started rooting in their bags for alarms to set off.”
“Yes it’s true, I’m in a relationship. I don’t know about settled, that makes me think of sediment at the bottom of a stagnant pond. Not settled. But marriage would be good. I would like to have children too”
I still can’t get over that Russell Brand is in a committed relationship much less considering marriage. Good for him, and good for Katy!
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Thorough? I looove it! This dude doesn’t deserve Katy, because no one but me does, but c’mon he’s pretty funny. That’s a good line.
Soon he’s going to tell us he was a virgin before he met Katy.
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HA HA HA!! I love it!! Yes, leave it to Russell Brand to come up with ‘thorough’ and Christelle you probably aren’t far from the truth on that!!