Charlize Theron tells Look Magazine what she wants, what she really, really wants in a man:

“I’ve dated very different men, although I’ve always been partial to a hairy crack and a plumber’s butt,” she laughed. “Stuart is my ideal partner – he’s a catch and he’s hot!”

And I’m guessing on the hairy side, no?

They have no plans to wed, but the couple, who have been dating for 7 years want kids:

We both want to have children. I know I’ll be a mother some day and that Stuart will be my children’s father. We’ve talked about it a lot – if it happened tomorrow I’d be over the moon. I’ve always had a fantasy of raising children on a farm just like I was,”

I have some visual images I need to spend the rest of my day getting out of my head.

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