“I’m going to do a cover by another artist who has a hard time making it happen in the UK,” I’m not saying I have a hard time making it happen.

“I could make it happen with any of you ladies tonight. Someone’s getting preggers. Someone’s going to have my baby tonight. It only takes nine months, and eight hours from now. We should f**k on a Leap Year or on Easter Island. Now that’s an abortion waiting to happen.”

…..as told to his London audience at the Hard Rock Cafe

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