David Beckham was horrified when Italian TV Host Elene Di Cioccio, of the show The Hyenas grabbed his junk while he was in Italy outside the Adidas store in Milan.

I’m attaching this hysterical video that I can not understand one word of, but I understand visuals and those funny subtitles.  Apparently she did so because she wanted to see if he was ‘digitally enhanced’ for the Armani underwear ads he does:

“Off the pitch we have seen fascinating photographs of David Beckham in his underpants and seemingly very well endowed and even his wife says that he is well equipped and calls him Golden Balls,” Di Cioccio said. “Well the image may have slipped slightly as he has been replaced in the Armani campaign by a younger footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, but we wanted to find out if he was as well endowed as the pictures suggest or if they were touched up.”

You know, I’m all for loving the junk of a hot guy, but it really was inappropriate that she grabbed his junk.  To add insult to injury she reports:

“I touched it but it’s small. David you have conned us all. What did you use cotton wool? It’s all a trick”

David’s camp has yet to respond, but a source told The Daily Mail he wasn’t impressed:

“David was not at all pleased with this stunt. He didn’t know what was going on and luckily the security team stepped in and stopped her having another go”

Your thoughts?

Note:  The original video was killed and I’ve replaced it with this.