“I can text whatever I want to anybody in the world, I’m not married. I write a lot of dirty text messages to girls, and you’ve never seen any of them. Why? Because if a girl brought a dirty text message from me to the newspapers, they’d say ‘I don’t have an angel here. Someone wants to wear you’re a*s as like a hat? Big Deal. He’s 32 years old. He’s a single guy. If John Mayer has a wife and sends dirty texts, then we got a story’ “

…..John Mayer not making sense or stating the obvious as per usual

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