Nothing says June Cleaver like sucking on a cigarette so hard your eyes roll to the back of your head.  I know my husband loves coming home seeing me like that. Usually I have a whisky bottle in the other hand and some triple X porn on the TV for the perfect setting.

Amy Winehouse’s manager, Raye Cosbert gave her a painting as a hovering housewife painted by Gerald Laing which Amy loves.  Says Gerald  (who is kind of fascinated with her):

“Every time you see her, even when she has had a night on the tiles, certain things – her make-up, her beehive - are always intact.

“I’ve had the chance to meet her but I prefer to see her as most people do – through the newspapers”

I’m really not sure where she’s at with the whole Blake potential remarriage thing. Last I heard he took up with a girl that had man parts.  It’s hard to keep up.

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Photos:  WENN