That is not a stuffed toy.  Can you believe how tiny, fluffy and adorable Kelly Osbourne’s dog is?  It’s like a little bear. I swear if I ran into her with that dog I would have to hold it and kiss it whether she agreed to it or not and I’m pretty sure she could totally kick my ass. But I would take the chance.

I thought her other dog was adorable but this one is totally delicious.  Not in the ‘Hey honey what type of meat is this?’ kind of way.  You know what I mean, right?

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Photos:  Bauer-Griffin

Paris Hilton leaves the Ritz in Paris

Sending some hump day link love to my cyber friends (in alpha order):

Alicia Keys rocks a bikini in Brazil AccidentalSexiness

Snooki’s boyfriend flaps his gums AmyGrindhouse

LuLu Guiness wants you to pucker up Ayyyy

It’s official:  Tom Cruise returns for MI IV BackSeatCuddler

Andrew Garcia American Idol performance video BumpShack

Captain Phil Harris has died BusyBeeBlogger

Anne Hathaway thinks she is weird looking CelebDirtyLaundry

Julie Ordon has sexy toes CelebrityHotSauce

Adam Sandler’s mom would be proud CelebrityNewsNow

Paris Hilton brings sexay back CelebrityPixx

Rihanna rides a bull to Sex on Fire CelebritySmack

Lady GaGa is shy CelebrityWaste

Yasmine Bleeth’s Got Milk poster CelebsForSale

Kevin Federline takes it off CelebutanteSisters

Lil Wayne’s jail sentence postponed DailyStab

Bonnaaroo 2010 line up DippedinCream

The Kaiser Chiefs are working on their album via mail EarSucker

Michael & Dina Lohan go head to head in court EatSleepCelebrity

A review of the Oscar nominated best actresses FilmExperience

Vernon Kay has been a very naughty boy GossipsAnonymous

Megan Fox’s funky thumbs HilaryShepherd

Eclipse movie stills HollywoodDame

Iggy Pop’s twin Lolebrity

Beyonce shoots a video in Rio Popbytes

Erin Andrew’s stalker video taped others.  What a freak PoponthePop

Jamie Lynn Spears is back home y’all PoorBritney

Portia DiRossi covers Advocate magazine RightCelebrity

Gabourey Sidibe’s mother sings in subway stations WhyFame

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Aaron Eckhart rocks a bit of a shadow on that gorgeous face of his as he attends a private party in that took place in Hollywood last night.  I can’t find what the party was about but they seem to be holding a pamphlet that has M.B.T. on it and I can’t make out the words underneath.

Anne Hathaway made an appearance with her new boyfriend.  Also at the party:

• Rosario Dawson
• James Caan
• Maggie Gyllenhaal
• Selma Blair
• Roseanne Barr
• Ron Perlman
• Winona Ryder
• David Spade
• Robert Rodriguez
• Heather Graham
• Melanie Griffith

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US Magazine takes a sneak peek into the March issue of Playboy Magazine where John Mayer talks about his crazy sex relationship with Jessica Simpson and refers to her as a drug:

“And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them,” he says, adding, “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.” “Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say,” “It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f*****’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.’”

I can imagine how appreciative of this Jessica Simpson is.  I have to wonder what is going on with John lately because his Tweets and quotes are kind of nuts.

Although he doesn’t talk about sex with Jennifer Aniston he told Playboy Heartbreak Warrior was not about her:

“That woman would never use heartbreak warfare,” “That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person.”

And his obsession with Twitter was not the reason he and Jennifer broke up:

“There was a rumor that I’d been dumped because I was tweeting too much,” he says. “That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, ‘These are the new rules.’”

I don’t even understand what the eff that even means.

And in case you were wondering how many women he has bedded since Jennifer:

“I’m going to say four or five. No more,” “But even if I said 12, that’s a reasonable number. So is 15. Here’s the thing: I get less a** now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don’t like jumping through hoops.”

“I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it,” “If I date somebody and it doesn’t work out, it’s another nightmare for me.”

John has set himself some new goals:

“From now on I’m just going to pretend that people really dig the s*** out of me. I’ve been trying to prove to people I’m not a douche bag by not dating, by keeping my name out ofUs Weekly. That’s f***** up, man. I’m not dating. I’m not even f******. So now I’m going to experiment with ‘f*** you.’ In 2010 my goal is to get more mentions in Us Weekly than ever.”

What do you think of his interview?

Photo:  Carsten Windhorst/WENN

Jennifer Garner appeared on David Letterman last night to promote her movie Valentine’s Day which opens in theatres on Friday.

In the video clip below she talks about her appearance on Fantasy Island in 1998 and her encounter with marine life. It’s really quite funny.  Be sure to watch it to the end when she talks about a special encounter with a dolphin.

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Photos:  WENN

Tom Ford premiered his movie A Single Man in Paris yesterday with the stars of the movie Julianne Moore and Colin Firth.  They were joined by Kylie Minogue and some of Tom’s designer pals including Karl Lagerfeld and a bunch of others whose names I don’t know.

Aren’t I just the most informed celebrity gossip blogger ever?  When you lounge around in your pyjamas all day in your basement, designer labels don’t come up on the old radar too often.

And for those of you who love Colin Firth (and I know who you are) I’ve included a few extra pictures of him.  You are welcome.

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