John Mayer Talks Sex With Jessica Simpson
US Magazine takes a sneak peek into the March issue of Playboy Magazine where John Mayer talks about his crazy sex relationship with Jessica Simpson and refers to her as a drug:
“And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them,” he says, adding, “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.” “Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say,” “It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f*****’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.’”
I can imagine how appreciative of this Jessica Simpson is. I have to wonder what is going on with John lately because his Tweets and quotes are kind of nuts.
Although he doesn’t talk about sex with Jennifer Aniston he told Playboy Heartbreak Warrior was not about her:
“That woman would never use heartbreak warfare,” “That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person.”
And his obsession with Twitter was not the reason he and Jennifer broke up:
“There was a rumor that I’d been dumped because I was tweeting too much,” he says. “That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, ‘These are the new rules.’”
I don’t even understand what the eff that even means.
And in case you were wondering how many women he has bedded since Jennifer:
“I’m going to say four or five. No more,” “But even if I said 12, that’s a reasonable number. So is 15. Here’s the thing: I get less a** now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don’t like jumping through hoops.”
“I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it,” “If I date somebody and it doesn’t work out, it’s another nightmare for me.”
John has set himself some new goals:
“From now on I’m just going to pretend that people really dig the s*** out of me. I’ve been trying to prove to people I’m not a douche bag by not dating, by keeping my name out ofUs Weekly. That’s f***** up, man. I’m not dating. I’m not even f******. So now I’m going to experiment with ‘f*** you.’ In 2010 my goal is to get more mentions in Us Weekly than ever.”
What do you think of his interview?
Photo: Carsten Windhorst/WENN
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Loser.
I use to like Mayer but now I think he is a disgusting douche bag.
Ladies you are both right. Sometimes I think he says things for shock value, but to do so at Jessica’s expense isn’t right. Show some respect, right?
Say what you want about John Mayer, he can perform and he can write music. I would agree that he isn’t the brightest bulb in the bunch, but some of his lines are straight up hilarious. “Sexual napalm?” That is great line! And if a man makes comments that sex with a specific woman is so incredible and addictive that he would sell all of his s*** to have it, that is the highest form of respect and compliment that could be paid. Get off the guy’s back.
Big sack:
I agree with you that he performs, writes music and is an incredible guitar player. And yes sexual napalm is hysterical…highest form of respect and compliment? Not necessarily…it just means they had crazy mind-blowing sexy..respect would have been to keep it to himself.
I’m not on his back dahlink…I’m writing my post. That’s all.