I came across this Elle Magazine Canada cover of Scarlett Johnansson after I had read an interesting sighting in the New York Post’s Page Six column about how she and Axl Rose were all giggly playing a game of ping pong at SPIN in New York and of course one naturally wonders if there is more than hitting plastic balls with paddles going on there. They were also spotted at SoHo’s The Box (insert joke here) until 3 a.m. Sunday allegedly.

Come on, it’s Axl Rose and Scarlett Johnasson.  He would probably bang anybody with a pulse, but I could totally see why his heterosexual nether regions would get all tingly looking at Scarlett’s luscious boobies.

I just hope she realizes how f*cking lucky she is to be married to hottie Ryan Reynolds and doesn’t blow *ahem* the marriage especially on the likes of Axl Rose. No offense, Axl.

Ryan is in New Orleans filming The Green Lantern while Scarlett is in New York performing View From The Bridge on Broadway.