Matt Damon is outside the David Letterman studios.  I heart him in a very naughty way.  Assuming I can remember tomorrow morning I will post the video. It’s dicey at best.  I can barely remember breakfast.

Emily Blunt shops at the Splendid clothing store on Robertson Boulevard in Los Angeles

Jennifer Garner picks her daughter up from school.  I think she’s gorgeous and she gets to bump uglies with Ben Affleck. Damn.

Dancing With The Stars’ Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Tony Dovolani eat lunch.  Big deal I do that every day.  Why isn’t anyone taking my picture, huh? Oh wait.  My freaky neighbour is.  Never mind.

Rod Stewart is seen at a medical building in Los Angeles with his son Alastair

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This pose makes me extremely a tad uncomfortable

Oh my, these boys certainly love their balls, don’t they?  Have you ever seen such happiness between boys and their balls in your life?  Me neither.

But you know what, after all is said and done, I’m pretty certain I could throw a ball farther, harder and faster then Nick, Joe or Kevin Jonas.  I swear to you it’s true. And no, I do not look like the Loch Nest Monster.  Well when I don’t shave my legs their is a slight resemblance but aside from that, I’m petite and kind of sweet looking *insert halo here*.

Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas are on the beach playing with their balls filming The Jonas Brothers:  Living The Dream. Oh snap, the innuendo is just bursting at the seams, no?

Oh, and guess what?  I STILL don’t know which brother is which.  I’m not slow.  I’m just apathetic.

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Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria are on the set of Desperate Housewives in Toluca Lake filming their scenes with two of life’s most important things: kick-ass shoes and a sweet lovable dog.  I suppose water and air are somewhere up there but whatever.

I must have Eva Longoria’s shoes. Or that dog. I will take either. I could totally arm-wrestle her.

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Lady GaGa wears an almost normal outfit (for her that is)

Sending some Monday link love to some fine folks (in alpha order)

Simon Baker’s cuddle time AccidentalSexiness

Megan Fox’s high school year book picture AmyGrindhouse

CFM red leopard shoes Ayyyy

Lindsay Lohan sucks face with a 69 year old man BackseatCuddler

Do not go to Lauren Graham for motherly advice BettyConfidential

Whitney Houston’s bad shows were because of smoke BBB

DWTS line up rumours Bumpshack

Kellan Lutz cracks me up BusyBeeBlogger

Jessica Simpson’s price of beauty CelebDirtyLaundry

Jennifer Aniston does Shape Russia CelebrityHotSauce

Is Bridget Jones headed to US TV? CelebrityNewsNow

Peter Wentz is pretty CelebrityPixx

Michael Rosenbaum gives back in a big way CelebritySmack

Jude Law meets his fourth child CelebrityVIPLounge

Irina Sheik is a sexy beach bunny CelebrityWaste

James Franco gets wet for Gucci CelebsForSale

Janice Dickinson is looking for love CelebutanteSisters

Blind item CrazyDaysandNights

Scotty Lago does Jimmy Kimmel DailyStab

Is Bono a diva? DippedinCream

Are Kesha and John Mayer hooking up? Earsucker

A papper gets arrested at The Bachelor’s wedding EatSleepCelebrity

Eye Candy:  Sex pots of the year FilmExperience

Paul Bettany is not a fan of working out FitCeleb

Shockingly Tila Tequila Tweets like a crazy person GossipsAnonymous

A sneak peek at tonight’s Bachelor finale HaveuHeard

Simon Cowell gave the woman he’s not engaged to a HUGE diamond ring HollywoodDame

Jake Gyllenhaal got the Prince of Persia by trying to kill Jerry Bruckheimer JakeWeird

Keith Urban is an honorary Canuck Lolebrity

Lizard Love Omgblog

Britney Spears is chilly or happy to see you PoorBritney

Billboard’s top money makers of 2009 RightCelebrity

Lily Allen and Courtney Love in a cat fight RightFashions

Is Katie Holmes preggers? Starcasm

Denise Richards may testify against Charlie Sheen StupidCelebrities

An interview with Young & Divine TenGossip

Maddy Ford claims to have had a 3 month affair with Peter Andre WhyFame

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Any hopes you’ve had of Matt Damon reprising his role in The Bourne Identity franchise will be squashed after reading this post.  According to the director Paul Greengrass he will not be directing another one any time soon. And Matt Damon has always maintained he will not make the films without Paul, so one plus one equals two. But that’s not to say there won’t be another Bourne film, it just won’t have Greengrass and Damon.  Says Paul:

“When I was honest with myself last Autumn, and I was starting to get going on other things, you just come to a point where you realize you’ve done it.

“You don’t have anything more to contribute to a franchise that needs to continue obviously, and in order to continue, a franchise needs to be rebooted and reenergized by new perspectives.

Speaking at the Green Zone premiere this past weekend, Damon said of Bourne being recast with a younger actor:

“I think they have a good way to do a prequel with someone else, and basically make it about the Bourne identity, the actual identity. Any studio is interested in making it an evergreen that can just go on and on and on, and it never will with our character because he’s resolved his issues now.

“He’s got his memory back three times now. I don’t think anybody wants to see me say ‘I don’t remember’ again, but I think what we could do is that you can do some movies with another actor, anyone, whether it’s Ryan Gosling or Russell Crowe or Denzel Washington.

“He’s Jason Bourne, and at the end of his one or two or three movies, you see them getting ready to pass the identity onto me, so it just becomes like a 007, it becomes the name that they give this certain person who is uniquely positioned.”

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Nick Lachey attended the FEED Foundation/Hungry in America project benefit hosted by Vanity Fair in Los Angeles over the weekend.  The FEED Foundations’s first initiative is :

The Hungry in America Project, a documentary film and multimedia campaign to raise awareness of hunger in America and its solutions

Also attending:  Marcia Cross, Debi Mazar, Katherine McPhee and Elizabeth Berkley.

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