Dita Von Teese Has A New Accessory
I can’t imagine what it feels like to be left for another woman (hubby is smart enough to never go down that path simply because as any good wife knows, fear is instilled, that and he’s not a douche), but to have it in the public eye the way Dita Von Teese did when douchebag Marilyn Manson left her would be positively brutal. And what did Miss Von Teese do? She handled it with grace like she does everything in her life. Oh, and she held her head high and kicked his scrawny ass to the curb and probably did so dressed to the nines in couture.
And sometimes when a good woman is scorned the gawds of fate step in and make it all right. And by all right I mean you are delivered a young, yummy piece of prime lean manmeat. Manmeat that knows a good woman when he sees it, and is crazy about her as is evidenced by him not being able to keep his hands off of her gorgeous body. Manmeat that happens to be a Count. A Count! The only Count I know is Chocula.
Dita and French aristocrat, Count Louis Marie de Castelbajac take in the Paris Fashion Week Ready to Wear Fall/Winter 2010 – Jean-Charles de Castelbajac collection.
I’m quite certain Dita has not looked back. Ever. Gawd bless this woman.
Pee. Ess. She’s 37 and he’s 25. Holla.
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Photos: WENN
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