True Blood’s Alexander Skarsgard leaves Lemonade in West Hollywood after having lunch with friends.  I don’t care if he was selling weiners from a hot dog cart.  Dude looks smoking hot.  I need to get me some of that.

Johnny Knoxville is out and about in Brentwood.  He’s got a nice physique.

Jessica Alba takes her car to the car wash.  And I thought my life was uneventful.

Julie Benz leaves Lemonade in West Hollywood after having lunch with friends.  Is it deja vu?  No it’s not.  Perhaps she is so happy and giddy because she either saw Alexander Skarsgard or had lunch with him.  I’m not sure the current status but apparently in 2008 she was dating Vice President of Marketing for Warner Bros. Television Rich Orosco.

Jill Hennessy and her son bask in the sun at Washington Square Park in New York.

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This is so ripe with jokes, no?

According to WENN:

German novelty company Donkey Products have turned famous faces from the worlds of fashion, music and politics into fun-loving teabags.

Supermodel Naomi Campbell and fashion icon Karl Lagerfeld feature on teabags alongside U.S. President Barack Obama and French leader Nicolas Sarkozy, while late music greats including Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson and John Lennon are also represented in the Prêt-à-porTea collection.

Photos below of:  President Barack Obama, Audrey Hepburn, Karl Lagerfeld, Elvis Presley, Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Bob Marley, Michael Jackson, Donatella Versace and other fashion celebrities I can’t quite figure out.

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Dina Lohan introduces the Aqua Freedom Green Lohan Toothbrush which is supposed to be eco-friendly.  How is a toothbrush eco-friendly you ask?  It’s waterless.  Dina Lohan is in New York as part of the Go Green Expo.

I’m all for saving the planet, but the thought of a dry toothbrush in my mouth gives me the willies.

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Photos:  Patricia Schlein/WENN

Kylie Minogue heads to the office

Sending some Friday link love to my cyber friends:

Sarah McLachlan is coming out with a new album AccidentalSexiness

Katie Price forgot her new husband’s name  AmyGrindhouse

Demi Moore & Nia Vardalos save a suicidal man via Twitter BackSeatCuddler

Motley Crue’s Vince Neil starts an airline out of Vegas BusyBeeBlogger

Keeley Hazell takes the twins to the Zoo CelebrityHotSauce

Where is Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordgren? CelebrityNewsNow

Dr. Phil and Lindsay Lohan bond CelebrityPixx

Steven Tyler heads for a vacation with girlfriend CelebritySmack

Octomom’s home is going into foreclosure DailyStab

The woman Jesse James’ cheated with is a Nazi-loving white supremist.  Classy. DippedinCream

Paula Abdul turns down Star Search remake Earsucker

Sela Ward digs deep EatSleepCelebrity

Kristen Stewart had a difficult time singing for The Runaways FashionWatcher

A review of Eat, Pray, Love starring Julia Roberts FilmExperience

Forest Whitaker goes vegetarian and loses lots of weight FitCeleb

Katherine Heigl plans on being ‘more of a mom’ GossipsAnonymous

The Runaways music video featuring Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning HaveUHeard

Heidi Montag fires her psychic Manager HilaryShepherd

Lindsay Lohan is banned from India HollywoodDame

Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth in The Last Song trailer PoponthePop

Did Britney Spears’ dad hire a private investigator to tail the Pappers? PoorBritney

Dr. Phil is a grandpa RightCelebrity

Katherine Heigl has a wardrobe malfunction at ShoWest Starcasm

Michael Jackson’s estate and Sony make a very large deal TheStarCeleb

Go Team Sandy (Bullock)  TrueSlant

Joslyn James posts text messages from Tiger Woods. Very Graphic language.  WhyFame

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I do not approve.  Not at all.  I know it’s none of my business.  I know Eli Roth and Peaches Geldof could give a flying crap whether I approve or not.  I know all this. But they continue to go out in public together burning these horrid images in my brain so I figure I get to bitch about it.  I may need some therapy to deal with this.

I know you don’t approve either.  Maybe we can start a Facebook page movement or something.  It worked for Betty White getting on SNL.

These two are at the What Goes Around Comes Around Vintage Clothing and Lifestyle one year anniversary party held at Space 15 Twenty in Los Angeles.

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He’s a little on the young side for me, but if he were older, I would totally hit it with the bad boy of Royalty, Prince Harry.  He is on my list of man meats I would love to indulge in.  And you all know my list grows daily. In fact the list of men I wouldn’t bother with is probably much, much shorter.

Totally unrelated but noteworthy nonetheless,  I had a dream last night that Bradley Cooper and I got it on.  If reality  is anything like the dream, that man goes right to the top of the list.  It’s time to re-prioritize my stalking victims.  There is just not enough time in a day for all of these men.  I need an assistant or something.  Any takers?

Prince Harry is at the The Rifles Club for the Walking With The Wounded press launch.

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Photos:  Tony Clark/WENN