Kevin Jonas and his wife at The Grove

Monday link love (in alpha order):

Jude Law at the Laurence Olivier Awards AccidentalSexiness

A Sunday caption contest Ayyyy

Jennifer Love Hewitt gets a fresh start & a fresh cut  BackseatCuddler

Eddie Izzard runs for charity BusyBeeBlogger

Pete Doherty has been arrested.  Shocking, I know.  Celebdirtylaundry

Danielle Lloyd can barely contain herself CelebrityHotSauce

Eclipse trailer shows Edward and Bella in bed together CelebrityNewsNow

Jesse James & Tiger Woods are the perfect couple CelebrityPixx

Tiger Woods’ interview CelebritySmack

Star Jones recovering from heart surgery DailyStab

A smoky blind item DippedinCream

Miley Cyrus blasts country music Earsucker

Rosie O’Donnell is coming back Fatback

Teenage Jezebel FilmExperience

Shia LaBeouf runs in a marathon.  Why am I shocked at this? FitCeleb

Vanessa Hudgens’ Beastly interview and first promo picture GossipTeen

Was Brittany Murphy an accident waiting to happen?? GossipsAnonymous

Miley Cyrus to focus on movies HaveUHeard

Celebrity deaths 2010 HilaryShepherd

The Harry Potter set has burned to the ground. Filming delayed HollywoodDame

A John Cusack flashback Lolebrity

Adam Lambert & Boy George pictured together NeonLimelight

Lindsay Lohan has been denied PoponthePop

Jon Eardley ordered to pay Britney Spears PoorBritney

Jane Goody’s mother marks the 1 year anniversary of her death RightCelebrity

Alice in Wonderland premieres in Japan Starcasm

No more Pirates of the Caribbean for Keira Knightley TheStarCeleb

Josh Duhamel & Fergie wants kids, but not now WhyFame

Photo:  Owen Beiny/WENN

You’re probably wondering why I’m posting a picture of Reese Witherspoon’s Avon perfume advertisement Bloom when the post is about her dating a new man that isn’t Jake Gyllenhaal?

I don’t have the rights to post the picture but let me just say it makes me sad for Jakey poo.  He seems like such a sweetie. True, one never really does know what a person is really like, but he just has that sweetness about him.

Allegedly Reese and her new man, 39 year old Hollywood Agent Jim Toth have known each other for a while and have been dating about two months.  Apparently dating very shortly after splitting with Jake.  Hmmmmm.  Draw your own conclusions. She is represented by CAA (Creative Arts Agency) and he works there.  He doesn’t represent her.

Back when she and Jake split up, the word was her reason for ending it was because she didn’t want to be serious and he was the first guy she dated after her divorce. Again, we have no way of knowing if this is true or not, but if it is, this makes no sense.  Or does it? Hmmmmm.

Her new man kind of has the Ben Affleck look going on which is hot.  But he’s still not Jake.  You can see him here.

Well it’s about time!  Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen married in a private ceremony in Paris (how romantic!) on Monday, March 15, 2010.  Isla tells Australia’s Women’s Day Magazine:

We did it – we’re married! It was the absolute best day of my life and in so many beautiful moments I missed you all so much. I thought of you as everything was happening, but Sacha and I wanted no fuss – just us!”

The ceremony is believed to have been a traditional Jewish ceremony at sunset attended by only close family with friends receiving word via email.

The couple have been together for eight years and have a two year old daughter together named Olive.  Congratulations  to the happy couple.

Photo: Dimitri Halkidis/ WENN

Kim Kardashian looks smoking hot on the cover of the April, 2010 Australia’s FHM Magazine with the tag line ‘The Best Body On Earth‘.  No pressure, right?

I find it interesting that the fashion world and actresses are all starving themselves to be stick thin (not that there is anything wrong with being naturally thin) yet time and time again it’s proven this is the norm (okay maybe not as curvaceous as Kim because not all of us can be so blessed) and that men prefer women with meat on their bones. Not that we should live for the approval of someone else.  Really, what the hell am I trying to say?

How cute are these pictures of Minnie Driver and her little man Henry as they look into a wishing well at Cross Creek in Malibu?  His little jeans are adorable!

I wish I had more to write about this post but sometimes the pictures just speak for themselves, don’t they?

Pictures after the break

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