Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston look quite comfortable and sexy on the cover of April’s W Magazine as part of the promotion for their upcoming film The Bounty Hunter which I think the trailers look pretty good for.  The film opens March 19 which means we should be seeing premiere pictures soon!

The cover was shot on a ranch about 45 minutes from Los Angeles in mid-January.

In addition to that Gerard’s other film “How To Train Your Dragon” is having a screening in Baltimore on March 23. I’m not sure if Gerard will attend that or not.

Me likey that cover.  Do you?

I could not believe this when a Twitter friend send this to me (thanks @cutechubbygwm).  TMZ is reporting that Corey Haim was found dead from an apparent accidental overdose according to LAPD.

He was only 38 years old.  He starred along side Corey Feldman in The Lost Boys. So very sad.

…this story is still developing

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“You don’t want to get sexually involved with the other actor. It spells trouble. My family was and is too precious to me. I know sex can lose you everything.”

“I’m so in love with her. The relationship just keeps getting better and more intimate and sexier and all that stuff. My wife supports me and it makes me love her even more.”

“It was harder earlier on. Getting married was frightening.  ”No matter how much womanising you do as a single guy, you always think there’s more to be done.”

….On how he could never cheat on his wife.  What a fabulous man! He’s been married to Susan for 33 years!

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Beyonce looks like she could kick somebody’s ass all the while holding a telephone and wearing bedazzled shoes. That’s talent.  It looks like she’s thinking ‘Oh no you didn’t just say that did you?‘

These are the latest stills (I think) from Beyonce and Lady GaGa’s ‘Telephone‘ video. Lady GaGa has pop cans in her head for rollers which is quite genius.  This isn’t the first time the GaGa has used household items for decoration.  Or food products.

The other picture of Lady GaGa I’m not quite sure what her glasses are made of.  I’m thinking the chains may come from her personal collection of sex paraphernalia.

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“How do we spice it up in the bedroom? Lots of sex toys. Spray cream around the b******s. Chocolate sauce on the k**b. Lick, lick, lick.”

“You have to love the person, respect them and be very tolerant.”

….Sharon Osbourne shares how she keeps her sex life & relationship going.  I may never have chocolate again.

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I can’t imagine what it feels like to be left for another woman (hubby is smart enough to never go down that path simply because as any good wife knows, fear is instilled, that and he’s not a douche), but to have it in the public eye the way Dita Von Teese did when douchebag Marilyn Manson left her would be positively brutal.  And what did Miss Von Teese do?  She handled it with grace like she does everything in her life. Oh, and she held her head high and kicked his scrawny ass to the curb and probably did so dressed to the nines in couture.

And sometimes when a good woman is scorned the gawds of fate step in and make it all right.  And by all right I mean you are delivered a young, yummy piece of prime lean manmeat.  Manmeat that knows a good woman when he sees it, and is crazy about her as is evidenced by him not being able to keep his hands off of her gorgeous body.  Manmeat that happens to be a Count.  A Count!  The only Count I know is Chocula.

Dita and French aristocrat, Count Louis Marie de Castelbajac take in the Paris Fashion Week Ready to Wear Fall/Winter 2010 – Jean-Charles de Castelbajac collection.

I’m quite certain Dita has not looked back.  Ever.  Gawd bless this woman.

Pee. Ess.  She’s 37 and he’s 25.  Holla.

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