Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael, 50 has become engaged to Jon Gosselin’s ex Kate Major, 27.  Kate who in my opinion clearly lacks self-esteem tells People:

“I’m very traditional, so I wanted him to talk to my father,” Major says. “Michael went down with me to Florida for Easter, to meet my father to ask for his permission, and my father gave his blessing.”

Was daddy drunk?  What the hell.  Or is this a case of reverse psychology because fighting their child on their choice in partner only makes that relationship stronger. We don’t want that.

In all her wisdom and excitement Kate says:

“I’m ecstatic. I’m very happy. Michael and I have known each other for four years, and it’s meant to be.”

But the best part…and we really need a drum roll here is Michael’s reaction to the fact someone lacks enough life skills to make sound relationship choices he is now engaged:

“I’m ecstatic. I’ve never met anyone who’s been there for me like Kate. She’s always been there for me. The one thing about Kate is that she doesn’t come with baggage.”

NO BAGGAGE!! OH. MY. GAWD. Could that be because she is only 27???? How much baggage does a 27 year old exactly have??

But seriously, HOW DARE HE expect someone to not have any baggage.  Perhaps it’s because he has enough for a small village?

NO BAGGAGE??? Bitch please.

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