I didn’t think I could dislike Tiger any more than I do, but thanks to this Nike ad, that dream just came true.  In it he stares at the camera trying to look all sad and stuff while the voice over is of his father talking to him.

Seeing as I don’t possess a penis on my body, I’m not as willing to overlook Tiger’s serial cheating ways like all of his golf fans are.  And it isn’t even so much the sex aspect of it (well except for the serial part although I realize that is completely between Tiger and his wife), but that he always portrayed himself to be Mr. Goody Two Shoes that pisses me off.

So I’m not sure the point of this ad (to garner sympathy of some kind, perhaps?) but I have to say I think it’s stupid and makes me want to never buy another Nike product ever again.  And if I never have to look at Tiger’s puss again I can die happy.