Jay-Z and his wife Beyonce performed together during Day 1 of Coachella.  Beyonce wasn’t listed in the line up so that was probably a surprise to the concert goers.  That’s a major surprise, no? Lots of celebrities Tweeting about Jay-Z’s performance being incredible.

Zooey Deschanel performed with her band She & Him.

Wale and La Roux are also pictured during their performances.

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Katy Perry went without Russell Brand.

Jason Statham hung out in a group that included Isabel Lucas and he looked smoking hot and cool while doing so. I felt compelled to include every single picture of him I could, because I’m kind of obsessive like that.

Paris Hilton took time out to make sure her cold sore was covered up make up was applied just right.

Eli Roth was all over Peaches Geldof in a coupling that makes as little sense now as it did when it was first revealed.

Even John Mayer showed up.

The picture of Lindsay Lohan is from her Twitter account.

This is Coachella Day 1 bitches.  Lots of pictures of these folks:

• Kelly Osbourne
• Matt Smith
• Mischa Barton
• Kate Bosworth
• Scott Speedman
• Pink
• Busy Phillips
• Dave Grohl
• Michael DesBarres
• Drea de Matteo
• Camilla Belle
• Asher Roth
• Chris Klein
• Agyness Deyn
• Pixie Geldof
• Whitney Port
• Anne Hathaway
• Kristin Cavallari
• The Dillinger Escape Plan
• Devon Aoki

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Can you imagine how much Kiefer Sutherland appreciates having a camera flashed in his face when he tied a good one on the night before? Mind you, Kiefer baby has stamina and you know what that translates to, although I’m kind of saddened by his night out.

He is seen here leaving his hotel and heads to BAFTA in Picadilly where he has a Q & A session with 227 of his fans.  How do I know this? My Twitter friend Ursula was supposed to attend but couldn’t because of the volcanic ash and the cancellation of flights to London.

I didn’t even know this was taking place and I’m ashamed to admit my stalking skills need a little sharpening.  Clearly Ursula can show me a thing or two in the stalking department.

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Kerry Katona and her adorable kids

See what my cyber friends are writing about:

My bad hair day is not so bad after all Ayyyy

Ricky Martin goes nude for his comeback.  Thank Gawd he’s back  BackseatCuddler

Heidi Montag to sue The Hills’ creator for sexual harassment Bumpshack

Eric McCormack out and about in Beverly Hills BusyBeeBlogger

Justin Gaston performs on American Idol CelebDirtyLaundry

Jenny McCarthy recalls Steven Seagal’s casting couch CelebrityFashionWatcher

Kim Kardashian is nekkid for Harper’s Bazaar CelebrityHotSauce

Amanda Seyfried is not confident about her body CelebrityNewsNow

Zac Efron hits the beach CelebrityPixx

Kate Hudson has new boobies CelebritySmack

Video of Sarah Jessica Parker’s Vogue cover shoot Celebsforsale

Russell Brand wants to wed in Tokyo.  But my passport isn’t current CelebutanteSisters

More sex crime allegations against Ben Roethlisberger CrazyDaysandNights

Soon you too can smell like Bruce Willis DailyStab

Soundgarden to play a ‘secret’ show in Seattle DippedinCream

American Idol denies re-hiring Paula Abdul Earsucker

Modern Maestro:  Alexander Payne FilmExperience

Haylie Duff’s healthy blog FitCeleb

Sarah Jessica Parker has her hands full with the twins HaveUHeard

Some adult humour for you HilaryShepherd

Rumer Willis is not engaged HollywoodDame

Angelina Jolie and Vivienne Lolebrity

Pamela Anderson explains tax woes OhTheScandal

New York’s latest Real Housewife Sonja Morgan is divorced.  Huh? PoponthePop

A Britney Spears Dramatic leak? PoorBritney

Nicolas Cage wants to be buried in a Pyramid Tomb RightCelebrity

Steven Segal’s reality show on hold amid allegations RightTV

Dirty Jobs host, Mike Rowe reads Tiger Woods’ texts Starcasm

Letters to Juliet movie trailer TheStarCeleb

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I’m going to consider Kiefer Sutherland’s latest (alleged) escapade a cry for help. From me specifically.  The rumours are Kiefer tied a really good one on the other night in London and ended up shirtless and kicked out of a strip joint.  Apparently the party started at about 10:30 p.m. Wednesday evening at the Covent Garden Hotel bar.  At 2:30 a.m. Thursday he was driven to Stringfellows strip club and went until 4:30 Thursday morning.  A person at the bar alleges that:

‘He went bananas, shouting nonsense and dancing like Peter Crouch before kicking off when asked to leave.’

Apparently at 3:30 he lost his cool and was escorted out (in a headlock) by the bouncers.

Being the trooper that Kiefer is, he was up and in the Jonathan Ross studios (to pretape for tonight’s show) where he looked fresher than a daisy. If he is able to hide pain that well this works out perfectly for the S & M portion of our ‘friendship’. And by friendship you know I’m talking about his visit to my basement where we will make hours and hours of video footage for your viewing pleasure.

Update:  Thanks RT for the link to the strip club.  Here is a link to The Sun newspaper in the U.K. that has pictures as well.  Btw I don’t think I’m the only fan of Kiefer that feels this way, but I hate seeing him in this state.  :(

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Halle Berry looks casually sexy as she attends the grand opening of TOD’s Boutique in Beverly Hills last night.  Now let’s talk about the elephant in the room: Gwen Stefani’s hair.

Don’t get me wrong I love me my Gwen Stefani.  Long time.  But  that hair? It’s. Just. Wrong.  A woman of her means, talent and connections doesn’t have to go out with hair like that.  I hope she’s not depressed or anything.  I don’t understand the shoes and stockings either but I’m also not a fashion designer.  Please let’s discuss.

Pierce Brosnan also attended with his wife and I included all the pictures of him for two of his biggest fans:  Mary and Catherine T.  Enjoy ladies!

Also attending:

• Kate Beckinsale
• Jessica Alba
• Kelly Lynch
• Jessica Capshaw
• Kate Bosworth
• Jacqueline Bisset
• Jim Belushi
• James Marsden
• Camilla Belle
• Angelica Houston
• Jordana Brewster
• Sasha Alexander
• Marisa Tomei
• Sasha Alexander
• Edoardo Ponti
• Neil Patrick Harris

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