Hunky David Boreanaz and Emily Deschanel along with the rest of the cast celebrate ‘Bones‘ 100th episode at 650 North in Los Angeles last night.  Parties mean cake.  Mmmmm cake.

David Boreanaz directed that 100th episode which airs  tonight.

Celebrating the milestone:

• Tiffany Hines
• Ryan Cartwright
• Carla Gallo
• TJ Thyne
• Michaela Conlin
• Pej Vahdat

Do you watch the show?  I hear it’s great and that the two main characters (David’s and Emily’s) have major chemistry.

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In case your stomach has turned enough with the news that Michael Lohan is marrying Jon Gosselin’s ex Kate Major, he now provides us with WAY too much information by admitting he and Kate bump uglies 4 times a night in a bid to knock her up:

“Kate wants a baby. Since I’m getting no younger, we practice We agreed, that if she does get pregnant, one is enough.”

He told Access Hollywood:

“The wedding will be at Oheka Castle on Long Island. I hope that Lindsay and the rest of my kids will be there if Dina doesn’t thwart it like she did my dad’s funeral. Some things in life are sacred, yet some know what that word means. Such as family.”

Call me crazy, but methinks Lindsay won’t be attending when her reaction to the engagement was:

“I’m gonna vomit! I so didn’t need that info… Yuck!”

By the way, that is Michael Lohan dry humping porn star Gina Lynn in Philadelphia. They were at the South Philly’s Bar and Grill where a boxing match was to have taken place between Jesse James’ mistress Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee and Jon Gosselin’s other ex girlfriend Hailey Glassman as well as Gina Lynn on May 7.

I could quite possibly have this story completely wrong.  Usually when I have zero interest in something I really don’t pay attention.  At all.  My mind wonders to Kiefer Sutherland or something else that will make me not want to poke my eyes out.

The girl that family man Michael Lohan is NOT groping and getting all boned up over is his fiancee Kate Major. Yup.  That marriage is so going to work.

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Cameron Diaz and ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake are on the set along with Jason Segel filming Bad Teacher at the Santa Fe Dam in Irwindale, California where it looks like everyone is having a good time.  Okay that main picture doesn’t look like they are having a good time, but they are in other pictures.

You just know that people are going to read into every single movement Justin and Cameron make for either a rekindling of a romance or tension between the two ex-lovers.  Gawd forbid that these two should just actually film a movie together without wanting to go back in time or scratch each other’s eyeballs out.

And of course the rumours are already starting that Cameron is all sparkly and giggly around him.  Because don’t you know women aren’t complete without a man?  And a single woman over 30 might as well just have 120 cats at home because she is worthless and pathetic for not having a man, whereas a perpetual bachelor like George Clooney is ‘da man’ for being single and having a string of lovers.

See how it works? Just in case you don’t know, this is why I’m here. Not only do I bring you the latest celebrity gossip, I inform you of the very obvious double standards in Hollywood. You’re welcome.

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Courtney Love outside her hotel in SoHo

Sending some hump day link love to my cyber friends (alpha order)

Phoebe Price reaches for the stars Ayyyy

Tiger Woods is a friendly neighbour  BettyConfidential

Tiki Barber is a birthday boy and cheater BackseatCuddler

Does Debra Messing have a new job? BusyBeeBlogger

Martina Navratilova has breast cancer CelebDirtyLaundry

Sarah Jessica Parker is out and about with her kids CelebrityFashionWatcher

Kim Kardashian keeps rocking bikinis (site NSFW) CelebrityHotSauce

Alicia Keys is looking for a blogger CelebrityNewsNow

Jennifer Aniston has been hitting the gym in a big way CelebrityPixx

Tori Spelling shops vintage CelebritySmack

Brian Austin Green & Megan Fox’s Funny or Die video DailyStab

Lollapalooza 2010 Lineup – Grant Park, Chicago DippedinCream

Is Rihanna engaged? Earsucker

Guess the blonde FilmExperience

Amy Winehouse is gaining weight for baby making FitCeleb

Nicolette Sheridan is suing her former boss GossipsAnonymous

Nicole Scherzinger is profiled HaveUHeard

Dennis Hopper’s latest divorce details HilaryShepherd

Are Prince William and Kate Middleton engaged? HollywoodDame

Whitney Houston cancels tour, relapse denied OhTheScandal

Britney Spears is seen crying PoorBritney

Jessica Capshaw preggers with baby #2 RightCelebrity

Jimmy Fallon recreates Kate Gosselin’s Paparazzi DWTS dance Starcasm

Jessica Simpson on Marie Claire sans makeup StarsAreBlind

Jon Gosselin files for custody Sugarslam

Robin Thicke & Paula Patton welcome a baby boy StupidCelebrities

Bethenny Frankel rocks a bikini on her honeymoon WhyFame

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Tina Fey and Steve Carell brought Date Night to the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York where Steve puts Tina on a very fitting pedestal:

“She’s a national treasure… She’s fantastic.”

Joining them for the premiere:

• Taraji P. Henson
• Hugh Jackman
• Alec Baldwin
• Katrina Bowden
• Jane Krakowski
• Rachel Ray
• Leighton Meester
• Common
• Mark Sanchez
• Serena Williams
• Hank Azaria

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Poor, poor Sophie Monk.  She is ‘cursed‘ with a naturally thin body AND naturally big fun bags:

“I have big boobs which I hate. They are so annoying. I wish they were smaller.  ”It’s not an attractive look, clothes hang off you. I prefer to have a little bit of curve; that definitely looks better. My legs are long but my body is too short.

“Then you know what? I look at myself and think, ‘Well it’s got me this far. I can’t look too bad’!

Cry me a river, biotch.  Would she ever get surgery to correct these horrible, unfortunate flaws (yes I’m being sarcastic):

“I can’t say I never would, though, you never know,”  ”But it’s crazy (in LA); there are ads for it all the time. But I probably won’t.”

In about 20 years this girl is going to look back on photos of herself and wonder what the hell she was worried about.

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