Russell Brand’s Love For Sale

Russell Brand held a one-day pop up shop Buy Love Here yesterday in which money does not exchange hands. Instead customers barter with their unwanted items. Prior to the event, Russell did a video showing viewers what he intended to barter with. One item in particular earned him a slap in the face from fiancee Katy Perry:
His reaction was priceless. He was surprised, found it funny and was probably turned on all at the same time
Russell has also told Parade Magazine that he won’t marry Katy until she learns how to cook:
“Katy is sexy, which is good because if I don’t have an orgasm every 15 or 16 minutes, I can become very difficult,” “But, if she’s going to marry me, she’s going to learn how to cook.“
And he’s more than happy to put his womanizing days behind him:
“I said, ‘Katy, you need to know, I’m not virgin. In fact, if you’re counting, the list of my sexual escapades is mind-boggling. But these women will be celebrated for ever more. And they will live on in my imagination.’ “
“Then, I said, ‘Katy, look at my past as an audition process. I went through all of those girls to get to you. And you don’t even have to thank me.’ I didn’t choose monogamy. Monogamy chose me. I feel excited to be marrying such a lovely girl. I am now officially engaged because love made me crazy. It’s a big brain trick. Love is the universal migraine.”
In one of the pictures you can see Russell is wearing a G-string. Aside from strippers I didn’t think men wore those things. Not that I know what a male stripper is or anything :)
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Photos: Michael Wright/WENN
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