The sexy Swede that is Alexander Skarsgård met up with some friends at Joans on Third for some lunch where he opened wide and ate a samich.

You know it’s a slow news day week, month when you do a post on someone being out for lunch.  But considering it’s Alexander Skarsgård, I’m pretty sure y’all don’t mind.  :)

He looks great for someone 1000 years old, yes?

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Photos:  Agent 47/WENN

I wish my name were Ellen DeGeneres.  Bazinga.  Thank you to my fellow stalker Ursula (who’s kidding who, Ursula is showing me a thing or two about stalking…you’ve got to love that) for sending me this link of my future husband Kiefer Sutherland on the Ellen DeGeneres.

He tells a cute story of being recognized by someone who is a real-life Jack Bauer which Kiefer finds very humbling. *sigh* How can you not love this guy?  Flaws and all he’s a decent guy.

The Bronx Zoo’s three African lion triplet cubs..my what big paws y’all have

Sending some Monday link love to some awesome people:

The Kentucky Derby and interesting hats Ayyyy

Michael Lohan struck by lightning [insert joke here] BackseatCuddler

Conan O’Brien breaks his silence on 60 Minutes Busybeeblogger

Seth Green got married Celebdirtylaundry

Jessica Simpson wants to be like the first lady CelebrityFashionwatcher

Kesha and her hot legs for Rolling Stone (site NSFW)  CelebrityHotSauce

RIP Lynn Redgrave CelebrityNewsNow

Big sized burgers are no problem for Cameron Diaz CelebrityPixx

Lindsay Lohan to play porn star in Inferno CelebritySmack

Miley Cyrus takes life one day at a time CelebutanteSisters

Lady GaGa ‘Telephone’ parody by U.S. Troops DailyStab

Madonna’s Interview magazine photos and video DippedinCream

A Bret Michaels’ condition update Earsucker

A look back on Lynn Redgrave’s career FilmExperience

The Blind Side’s Quinton Aaron says Sandra Bullock will be a great mom GenosWorld

Michael Douglas defends son’s jail time HaveUHeard

Ryan Reynolds on the set of Green Lantern HilaryShepherd

Plot holes  Lolebrity

Is this Britney Spears’ version of Telephone? PoorBritney

Joanna Krupa’s boyfriend Roman Zago RightCelebrity

Kim Kardashian’s Buritto Incident:  Fact or Fiction? RightTv

Photos from on the set with Hank Azaria as Gargamel Starcasm

The Good, The Bad, The Weird movie trailer TheStarCeleb

Jenna Jameson & Tito Ortiz are reconciling WhyFame

Photo:  WENN

Ashley Olsen must have had an appointment at the salon before attending the 2010 Lucille Lortel Awards (honouring off Broadway productions) in New York last night because she forgot to return the robe they make you wear.  Girl has millions of dollars.  This doesn’t have to happen.

I’m available to dress you Ashley if you need some help.  Walmart will take good care of us baby.  :)

Also attending last night’s awards:

• Kerry Washington
• Ally Sheedy
• Lucy DeVito
• Montego Glover
• Melissa Joan Hart
• Justin Bartha
• Jesse Tyler Ferguson
• Jennifer Morrison
• Hugh Dancy
• Tamara Tuni
• Lily Rabe
• Zoe Kazan
• Anthony LaPaglia
• Bryan Batt
• Michael Urie
• Anthony Mackie
• Saffron Burrows

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Sex and the City 2 opens in theatres May 27 and the latest promotional poster shows the girls photo shopped to epic proportions.  In particular Kim Cattrall doesn’t even look like herself.  What the hell?

Sarah Jessica Parker looks quite a bit younger (as does Kim Cattrall) and her face is very elongated and thin.

If I had to say, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon look the most ‘normal’ on the poster. And by normal I mean how they actually look.

It really makes you wonder why studios release posters like this.  It’s insulting to the average consumer given we are going to look at it and say ‘this is photoshopped’.  Or maybe they want all that talk? Who knows what is behind that decision.  However, advanced ticket sales are apparently quite massive.

What do you think of the poster? Will you be going to see this movie?

Liv Tyler and her mom Bebe Buell are out shopping in the West Village over the weekend when to Liv’s delight she spots an adorable little puppy that she couldn’t resist showering with some love.  When I see dogs that small I squeal like a pig. And I HAVE to stop and pet it.  Do you do that when you are out and about?

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Photos:  Fame Pictures