Kim Kardashian and her lusciousness are in Santa Monica to attend an autograph session for her Shape Magazine cover.

I just love her zipper dress.  Do any of my fabulous viewers know the make of this? She Tweeted earlier about the event:

COME hang out w me on the beach today 12- 1:30pm! I’ll be there celebrating the launch of Shape Magazine at 2030 Ocean Ave in Santa Monica

Seeing her on the cover makes me feel kind of dirty for eating all the crap I did this weekend.

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Kate Hudson steals someone’s baby to try to pick guys up with.  You know the way guys pretend they are into puppies to lure women to thinking they are sensitive? Same thing.  Kidding. I think it’s a friend’s baby.

Olympic figure skating champion Johnny Weir goes shopping in SoHo. I hope he is on Dancing WithThe Stars next season.

Noureen DeWulf stops for some coffee outside the Montage Hotel in Beverly Hills.  Don’t feel bad.  I don’t know who she is either.  I looked her up and she’s been on shows like 90210, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past and Reno911.  I still don’t know who she is.  That didn’t clear anything up for me either.

Halle Berry shops at Bristol Farms where she bought some plants and stuff. She doesn’t look so happy and I don’t think it has anything to do with her split from Gabriel Aubry.

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According to the write up with the pictures, my future husband Kiefer Sutherland is shopping on Melrose Avenue for my engagement ring clothes, but judging by the teeny tiny bag, I am sincerely hoping he got himself a leopard thong as I’m really hoping we can do the Tarzan and Jane thing I think about all the time.

Along the way he met up with a friend and had some lunch.  Believe it or not I am actually watching the final season of 24 as  I type this.  Me and the hubster tape it until it ends and then have a marathon like a couple of cracked out Kiefer fans. The port-o-potties built into our sofa were a novel idea.  I’m brilliant and practical like that.

And yes, I included all 36 pictures because it’s Kiefer, y’all.

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