Ryan Reynolds could smell like a jar of pickles and it would be hot. So hot, I would carry a little jar of those bad boys around just to get a whiff of him every once in a while. Ryan, who is the new face of Hugo Boss‘ scent Bottled Night wants to smell manly-like:

“I hope I smell manly! I didn’t start using aftershave until I hit puberty but the challenge is finding something representative of you. For me, it’s reclaiming a bit of masculinity, because it’s very easy these days to fall into that androgynous world. That’s what attracted me to Hugo Boss.”

Ryan loves when a woman has her own unique stench:

“I like if a woman smells distinctive. Fragrance is a signature for a woman, so right away when you meet somebody, you kind of associate that scent with that person forever. It’s more indelible than a photograph.”

Does Bologna count? Everyone loves Bologna, right?

His mom helps him along with his fashion sense:

“My mother once gave me mittens. I was 30. They were cream and had little snowflakes on.”

I would still find him hot in those mitts. Me and my jar of pickles.

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