Prince Harry is in Sussex, England at the Canine Partners Training Centre in Midhurst. Canine Partners is a registered charity that assists people with disabilities to enjoy a greater independence and quality of life through the provision of specially trained dogs.

Guys (you hetero’s anyways) if you want to get the girl, besides treating her real good (and I’m not talking materialistically although bling does goes a long way) show how much you love puppies.  It’s so hot. And to do it for a worthy cause? It’s even hotter.

Prince Harry‘s hotness factor just went up 20 notches.  Find me someone who doesn’t like a cute puppy I’ll show you someone who has no soul and/or personality. How can anyone resist these adorable puppies?

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And by sex-fuelled I mean Hugh Hefner lays there with a Viagara induced woodie and the girls hop aboard the ATM express for a minute or two and the next girl takes over.  According to an excerpt from Kendra Wilkinson‘s book:

“One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room… It seemed like every other girl was going, and if I didn’t it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him… for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn… it was very weird. I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was–all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there.”

Um, yeah.  Okay.  Sure you wanted to be there.  Ca-ching.  A few years ago, another ex-Bunny Jill Ann Spaulding also described the sexually satisfying evening:

“Hef just lies there with his Viagra erection. It’s just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They’ll yell things like, ‘f*ck her daddy, f*ckk her daddaddy!’ There’s a lot of cheerleader going on! The main girlfriend wipes off his [uncondomed] penis. She’s the girl who actually shares the bed with him. She sleeps there all night. She’s around 22 years old. He uses all the same girls. She’s been there for three years now… When it first gets started his main girlfriend gives him [oral sex], then she has sex with him. She’s the first to go because that’s the safest for her. No protection and no testing. He doesn’t care.”

Nothing says pleasing a woman like laying there and letting her do all the work.  You know, I’m much older than his girlfriends and I have to say it doesn’t get dark enough for me to want to do that.  And as far as his money is concerned I could care less. I’m sure Hef is nice and all and the feelings would be mutual considering I’m out of my 20′s which makes me way too old for him, but that’s just gross.

But Hef considers his Viagara filled orgies ‘making love’:

“I make love a couple of times a week, and I take the Viagra when I’m going to be making love,” he continued. “I would say at 84 it helps. It’s God’s little helper.”

An oxygen tank is God’s little helper.  Making love? Are you kidding me? That involves actually taking care of the women’s needs.

I wonder if one day in the future these girls wake up screaming when they realize they had sex with someone old enough to be their grandfather?

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Kim Kardashian and her new man Dallas Cowboys football player Miles Austin make a public appearance last night attending Serena Williams‘ Pre-ESPY’s house party at a private resident in Bel Air.  To my knowledge I think this is the first time they have appeared together in public? I can’t be sure.  Sometimes the news feeds just don’t make it into the basement.

These two look very happy together.  Can you blame him? Where’s Reggie Bush now?  That’s right, who cares?

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Gerard Butler rocks a mullet and makes me laugh a lot as he mounts a motorcycle (sigh…to be a motorcycle) for his new film Machine Gun Preacher that he is filming in Michigan.  That’s his stunt double with him. His stunt double looks an awful lot like him. If there is anyone that can bring the mullet back in style, you know it’s Gerard.

He makes me want to put on my dominatrix outfit and take the dog for a walk thumbing my leather at my neighbours (who I hope aren’t reading this..except the biotch whose dog attacked mine…but that’s a story for another day).  Random I know.  But that’s the effect Gerard has on me.

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Halle Berry and her little dumpling Nahla hit the park together in Los Angeles where they are somewhat dressed alike. My goodness Nahla is getting big.  She is going to be a stunner isn’t she?

Nahla is like a little mini-me of Halle Berry.

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Sofia Vergara twittered herself in a bikini looking smoking freaking hot as she vacations with a friend in Italy.  My goodness this woman could cause serious car crashes.  And she is natural.

Her and Gerard Butler met many years before either was really famous.  I saw them on Jay Leno (I think) and I really had to wonder if they ever did the nasty?

I have never felt so inadequate in my life. I know  a couple of dozen cookies is what I need at this moment.