I think I just busted a major artery or something. Russell Brand is prancing around New York in his underwear filming scenes for Arthur and quite frankly I can’t help but notice the, um, underwear package. *Blink Blink* Pinch me am I dreaming?

Is that HelenMirren he is gazing at? Lucky biotch. Another lucky biotch is future wife Katy Perry who shares the secret of why Russell is the perfect choice:

“I think in marriage, when you’re picking a partner, one of the things to keep in mind is, ‘Would they be a good baby daddy?’ And [Russell will] be perfect.”

More scantily glad Russell after the break

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