July 13th, 2010 at 9:20 am by
Anne

And by sex-fuelled I mean Hugh Hefner lays there with a Viagara induced woodie and the girls hop aboard the ATM express for a minute or two and the next girl takes over. According to an excerpt from Kendra Wilkinson‘s book:
“One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room… It seemed like every other girl was going, and if I didn’t it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him… for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn… it was very weird. I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was–all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there.”
Um, yeah. Okay. Sure you wanted to be there. Ca-ching. A few years ago, another ex-Bunny Jill Ann Spaulding also described the sexually satisfying evening:
“Hef just lies there with his Viagra erection. It’s just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They’ll yell things like, ‘f*ck her daddy, f*ckk her daddaddy!’ There’s a lot of cheerleader going on! The main girlfriend wipes off his [uncondomed] penis. She’s the girl who actually shares the bed with him. She sleeps there all night. She’s around 22 years old. He uses all the same girls. She’s been there for three years now… When it first gets started his main girlfriend gives him [oral sex], then she has sex with him. She’s the first to go because that’s the safest for her. No protection and no testing. He doesn’t care.”
Nothing says pleasing a woman like laying there and letting her do all the work. You know, I’m much older than his girlfriends and I have to say it doesn’t get dark enough for me to want to do that. And as far as his money is concerned I could care less. I’m sure Hef is nice and all and the feelings would be mutual considering I’m out of my 20′s which makes me way too old for him, but that’s just gross.
But Hef considers his Viagara filled orgies ‘making love’:
“I make love a couple of times a week, and I take the Viagra when I’m going to be making love,” he continued. “I would say at 84 it helps. It’s God’s little helper.”
An oxygen tank is God’s little helper. Making love? Are you kidding me? That involves actually taking care of the women’s needs.
I wonder if one day in the future these girls wake up screaming when they realize they had sex with someone old enough to be their grandfather?
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