Kim Kardashian and her new man Dallas Cowboys football player Miles Austin make a public appearance last night attending Serena Williams‘ Pre-ESPY’s house party at a private resident in Bel Air.  To my knowledge I think this is the first time they have appeared together in public? I can’t be sure.  Sometimes the news feeds just don’t make it into the basement.

These two look very happy together.  Can you blame him? Where’s Reggie Bush now?  That’s right, who cares?

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Gerard Butler rocks a mullet and makes me laugh a lot as he mounts a motorcycle (sigh…to be a motorcycle) for his new film Machine Gun Preacher that he is filming in Michigan.  That’s his stunt double with him. His stunt double looks an awful lot like him. If there is anyone that can bring the mullet back in style, you know it’s Gerard.

He makes me want to put on my dominatrix outfit and take the dog for a walk thumbing my leather at my neighbours (who I hope aren’t reading this..except the biotch whose dog attacked mine…but that’s a story for another day).  Random I know.  But that’s the effect Gerard has on me.

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Halle Berry and her little dumpling Nahla hit the park together in Los Angeles where they are somewhat dressed alike. My goodness Nahla is getting big.  She is going to be a stunner isn’t she?

Nahla is like a little mini-me of Halle Berry.

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Sofia Vergara twittered herself in a bikini looking smoking freaking hot as she vacations with a friend in Italy.  My goodness this woman could cause serious car crashes.  And she is natural.

Her and Gerard Butler met many years before either was really famous.  I saw them on Jay Leno (I think) and I really had to wonder if they ever did the nasty?

I have never felt so inadequate in my life. I know  a couple of dozen cookies is what I need at this moment.

It’s time for some Russell Brand.  Truth be told, I am starting to like the hairless face. I think his brows could use a little shaping up.  Perhaps next time I book my Brazilian he can come with and while he’s waiting for his brows to be waxed he can hold stuff.

Russell Brand and Helen Mirren continue to film their scenes for Arthur in the East Village in New York.  I included all the pictures because I’m feeling way too lazy to pick through them.

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Cindy Crawford is still gorgeous at 44 (and why shouldn’t she be? 40 is the new 30 y’all) she tells Ladies Home Journal:

“I think I’m holding up pretty well, but what I like most is the sense of power I have. So much of your life you spend trying to prove yourself, trying to make things happen, trying to get somewhere else. But then you get into your late 30s and 40s and realize life is pretty amazing right in front of you if you can just be present in it.“

Life is amazing as you get older, it really is.  Until I look in the mirror.  That’s when hell breaks loose and I spend the rest of the day in the closet a la fetal position.

Cindy says she really changed after having her babies.  I guess having them at home without drugs will do that to a girl. The experience, she says, gave her a sense of:

“owning my own body. More than anything in my life, it showed me how strong I am. And you need that strength when the kids aren’t babies anymore. Some days I’ll say to them, ‘Get dressed! Brush your teeth!’ 15 times and they’re still not listening.”

What do you think of the cover?