Lindsay Lohan is seen here leaving the courthouse looking understandably shaken, not stirred. She spent the day in court.  And it was literally the entire day. It was ridiculous.  And just when you thought the judge was being way too lenient and way too understanding BAM.  She sentenced Lindsay to 90 days in the pokey.

Lindsay Lohan‘s luck finally ran out.  All of her excuses didn’t impact Judge Revel and she gave Lindsay the 90 days for violating her probation terms since her 2007 DUI. Lindsay had excuse after excuse as to why she couldn’t comply but the judge wasn’t having it.

You could tell by her reaction that Lindsay couldn’t believe the sentence was actually happening.  She was practically hysterical with fear. I hate to say it but it will probably be the best thing that happens to her.  She seems to be surrounded by ‘yes’ people who enable her behaviour.  Finally someone put their foot down.

TMZ spoke with Sheriff spokesperson Steve Whitmore who said that female inmates in situations similar to Lindsay‘s serve roughly only 25% of their sentence which in her case means 23 days behind bars.

After her jail time is served Lindsay will serve 90 days in an inpatient rehab program. It’s a tough lesson for someone her age to learn, but as the prosecutor Danette Meyers stated to the judge several times, Lindsay doesn’t get it.

What do you think of the sentence? Too harsh? Too lenient?

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Kim Kardashian, mother Kris Jenner and sister Kourtney Kardashian are seen here at LAX arriving from New York. Kourtney of course is holding her baby while the baby’s sperm donor Scott Disick strolls beside them like a model for a Ralph Lauren collection.

Does his demeanor not scream fatherhood or what? Is the litle biotch afraid to get a wrinkle in his cashmere sweater? No wonder Khloe wants Kourtney to ‘trade up’. Poor Kourtney she’s so little and the baby is almost as big as her.  She looks a bit overwhelmed, but don’t worry Scott, it’s all about you anyways. Douche.

Click on the video to witness more of Scott Douchisk.

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The celebrity news world is really slow these days and who doesn’t enjoy a good laugh, right?A friend sent this to me and I couldn’t stop laughing.  Especially the first video. As someone who gets regular waxing done *ahem* I totally sympathize with these men.  And when I’m getting mine done, a lot of very colourful words come out of my mouth.

So if you are at work, make sure the volume is turned down real low, although hearing them is most of the fun. Enjoy!

If Chris Isaak gave me that look in real life, my clothes would just start dropping off of me as I stood there sobbing at his gorgeousness.

I really need to have a ‘discussion’ with the photographers that attend Chris Isaak‘s concerts.  And by discussion I mean give him the look that makes my husband pee a little. It would be super nice to get more than a handful of pictures of Mr. Isaak. Try hundreds.  Okay?

There is just not enough about this man so one must resort to fantasizing and for that we require visual stimuli. Enter pictures of Chris Isaak. And by pictures I mean more than 7. Now please go change your pants you sicken me (say that the way Sue Sylvester of Glee would and it’s actually funny).

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Photos:  Rui M. Leal/WENN

I am blinking like a crazy lunatic as I am reading this because I can not believe it is true, but it is:  Javier Bardem is set to guest star on Glee.  When I prayed for this to happen I said I would gave up my stalking career if it came true.  I was crossing my toes at the time.  Doesn’t count. I will continue to stalk.

According to the Ausiello Files Javier Bardem‘s character befriends Artie (Kevin McHale).

It was Javier that pitched the idea to Ryan Murphy (the Glee boss) when he worked with him on Eat Pray Love. I guess because he had to work with Julia Roberts, Ryan felt he owed Javier a favour.  He he he. Please don’t leave any hateful comments.  I’m kidding, Maybe.  Crossing toes now.

“We’re going to rock the house,” enthuses Bardem, who became an unabashed Gleek after watching the entire first season in one week. “We’re going to do some heavy metal — Spanish heavy metal, which is the worst.”

I bet if you didn’t watch Glee before, you will now! Thank you baby jesus.

Brooke Burke joined forces with Wella Professionals in June for a hair color discovery tour that kicked off in New York. Brooke is known for her mink-like hair and says:

“My hair color sets the tone for my entire look and really enhances my overall appearance, so maintaining my rich, healthy-looking brunette is one of my top beauty priorities.

Girl, tell me about it.  Who doesn’t love having a great hair day? You feel like you’re on top of the world when it goes just right.

But fear not, the tour is still continuing: